I am so excited! Cutting block and knife sharpener is purchased. Chef Jacket shall be acquired this weekend. Thus, on Monday, February 15th, we will begin our first textbook lesson in The Culinary Institute of Our Own Damn Kitchens! I sure hope you are as excited as I am. And I hope you know that yes, I am taking this very seriously. Weaklings, drop out now! Here we go!
At the end of each lesson, I will issue a test. When we start getting into our recipes, I will expect to see photos and videos proving what you can do. You may want to create your blog for this purpose or use a website that I will find (and provide a link) for when you submit them. And of course, as the blind leading the blind, I will provide my photos and videos as my proof to you and you all can grade me. Students teaching themselves and each other! Hey, we are all adults. Just don't whack off my thumb with a knife and we'll all be friends. This will be so much fun! Are you READY?! It's time!!
Our curriculum:
SEMESTER ONE
Week 1: Fake it Till You Make it: All About Being a Chef, History of a Chef, Professionalism, Attire, How to eventually work your broke ass into a good restaurant job.
Week 2: Avoiding the Damn Hospital and those Blasted Lawyers: Safety and Sanitation Rules, Organizing the Kitchen, Storing Pantry Items, Perishables & Cleaners, Understanding Industry Guidelines for Safe Handling Food.
Week 3: Nutrition: Making sure the people you feed don't get scurvy and other explanations as to what is wrong with all of us.
Week 4&5: Don't Be An Idiot: How to plan your menus, learn about different types of menus, Food Math and How not to blow all of your money on wasted food.
Week 6: Equipaje. What you'll need in order to cook properly and why enameled things are illegal.
Weeks 7 & 8: How Not to Cut your Damn Digits: Knife Skills and Intense Practice
Weeks 9, 10 & 11: Understanding Ingredients and their History and Composition with a Focus on Flavor (The Flavor Bible book will be studied)
Weeks 10 & 11: Organize Yourself and Practice What you Preach: Mise en Place and Cooking Methods.
Weeks 11 & 12: Stocks and Sauces and Soups
Weeks 13, 14 & 15: Beef and Lamb
SEMESTER ONE TEST!
SEMESTER TWO:
Weeks 1 & 2: The Prized Pig
Weeks 3 & 4: Birds: Poultry & Game
Weeks 5 & 6: Fish and Shellfish
Weeks 7 & 8: Eggs
Weeks 9 & 10: Vegetables
Weeks 11, 12 & 13: Potatoes, Grains & Pasta
Weeks 14 & 15: Salads & Salad Dressings
SEMESTER TWO TEST!
SEMESTER THREE:
Weeks 1 & 2: Fruits
Weeks 3 & 4: Sandwiches
Weeks 5 & 6: Charcuterie (Pates, Terrines and Galantines)
Weeks 7 & 8: Hors d'Oeuvre and Canapes
Week 9: Getting Our Damn Bakeries Ready and Making Sure We Understand All The Baking Basics
Week 10: Quick Breads
Weeks 11, 12 & 13: Yeast Breads
Weeks 14 & 15: Pies, Pastries and Cookies
SEMESTER THREE TEST!
SEMESTER FOUR:
Weeks 1, 2 & 3: Cakes and Frostings
Weeks 4, 5 & 6: Custards, Creams, Frozen Desserts and Dessert Sauces
Weeks 7 & 8: Making Plates Look Pretty
Weeks 9, 10 , 11 & 12: Feeding a Crowd: All About Buffets, Parties and Huge Events (Not Jimmy Buffett).
Weeks 13, 14, 15: Apprenticeship, Starting Out, Practice Weak Areas for Finals and Finals!
Graduation Ceremony in Somebody's Backyard or House and Party in AC Baby!
Throughout our course, I hope to make friends along the way and perhaps some willing souls that may let us learn a thing or two in their commercial kitchens. In the meantime, go get your knife sharpeners and your chef jackets and hats now. Get whatever color you like and as for hats, hankies, nets...whatever keeps your damn hair outta my food! Happy Learning!
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Okay students, if you want to work in a professional kitchen one day, or you are just reading this out of curiosity, then you need to know a...
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This is something that my Grandma Ada made for us every time we would visit to her cozy home in Park Hill, Oklahoma. Surrounded by endless ...
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Of all the equipaje in your damn kitchen, you really should make your most thoughtful investment in your chef knife. It took me a couple of ...
Thanks for dropping by winos and foodies. Good luck with your blog. Sounds like you have a busy year ahead. In Australia we call these biscuits scones. Yours look delicious.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so following you!
Hi Michelle,
ReplyDeleteYou have a wonderful blog.I love your blog title, made me smile.I would be glad to help you with anything that you might need to know. Although, you seem to know so much already.I am an amateur cook but an
excellent foodie. Your curriculum is so well mapped out,seems like a professional institute.Terrific job! Wishing you success, I am following.
Ramya @ susvaad
Yay! I'm so glad you are following! Thanks so much and I will definitely take all the advice, help and encouragement I can get. You all have awesome blogs and totally rock!! :-)
ReplyDeleteHi Michelle!
ReplyDeleteI will follow your blog the best I can. I can't afford the book right now, but I will give it my best shot!
Thanks for inviting me!
Diane
Good book and what looks like to be a even better curriculum. Can't wait to see your results!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you all will be doing this with me! I need all the help I can get! :-D
ReplyDeleteHi Michelle! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Your chef outfit (in black of course) looks so good. Very cute.
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